Corrupt a Wish

Granted...whatever it means you can have it, Lorlina but now the Zelda universe has been reset to only The Twilight Princess being available to play which imo was the best.

I wish to hibernate for the next 3 days

Lorlina wrote:
I wish that Harmy would read the challenge I sent him

Having done extensive research, Lorlina ie vocaloid.wiki.com, I'd like to suggest that Miku Hatsune's song -Onaka Suita Uta means Song of I'm Hungry. Do I get an upgrade to my bin now? I would like to point out I listened to the song all the way through even though it made my ears bleed so I think I deserve something .

Granted, you hibernate for the next 3 days but you miss the ICC re-run

I wish I wasn't 40 miles away from where I want to be :p

oh noes...its on again?

I can't corrupt that wish, I'll have to leave it to someone else

You are now 50 Miles from where you want to be.

I wish for something.

Granted..but you get some thong...see count to 10000...hope you enjoy it

I wish WOW would let me play instead of saying there is a problem with my directX

Granted but now java is stopping you play :p

I wish the Scousers would leave Old Trafford sobbing their little hearts out

Granted...the red scousers did (whinging as normal about how they wuz robbed) but now the true blue side of Merseyside are celebrating as we're going to win the FA Cup

I wish the next 20 hours would fly by.

Granted, but because the website is wrong there, you cannot have your bin. Reason: If the title was the Song of I'm Hungry, it would be Onaka Suita no Uta (or something along those lines). You are very close however, in regards to hunger.

So, to corrupt your wish:

Granted. Your body clock now registers 20 minutes as 20 hours

Granted, but you didn't even make a wish!

I wish someone would make this smiley brown.

Granted

Oh... wait... I thought you said blue... Oh well

I wish that I had made a wish on my last post -ω-

You did but I deleted it because it broke the rules ( was rude :O )

I wish for another fish.

Granted. Your fish is a 7' 3" anthromorph who is very strong and is now beating you up.

I wish to complete the cycle of life Vocaloid songs.

I can't grant this, I already told you it broke and you couldn't listen to/make any. Perhaps somebody else could grant it?

Granted..but you now have to stop going on about them and forcing us to listen to them

I wish my speech impediment hadn't come back since my bwain was fwied yesterday and I could pwonounce my r's again

Granted, now your speech impediment has gone...

And been replaced with the following:

s to sh
th to the Welsh ll
n to ng
and e to swapping with whatever letter comes before it (if there is a letter before it)

So to fix the 'loophole' that Miako pointed out, I wish that I could listen to Vocaloid again

(and Harmy, Onaka Suita Uta, I admit, has some very high parts, but your ears weren't bleeding, they weren't even ringing, you're just exaggerating)

(and you still don't have your new bin :P)

You can, except that you are now deaf

I wish I had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 etc pounds.

granted, you have 1,000r (recurring) pounds of fat attatched to your body

I wish for my last wish and not being deaf, it's one of the senses I can't live without

Ok, you can listen to it. You just don't want to anymore. I wish I had the same amount of weight prior to my previous wish, and a couple of golden coins.

Strangely, that has come true, as I haven't listened to any of her songs for 2 days in a row.

Granted, you have normal weight and a couple of gold coins. Sadly, the gold coins are in a foreign currency and aren't worth anything.

I wish to not have to do so much newspaper reports in different subjects (just managed to avoid getting 3 in one week )

You don't have to do so much. You have to do so much MORE!

Eat pie.

Is that a wish Oli

Granted you get to eat the chicken curry pie thats in the back of my fridge and I forgot about. Would have been nice two weeks ago.

I wish Oli didn't have crippling stomach pains.

Granted, he now has VERY crippling stomach pains

I wish for some thong

Granted...be careful what you wish for...you're wearing it

I wish I wasn't going to work tonight

You're going later. However, you are going to the same place anyway, to do the same thing. Except it doesn't count as working this time.

I wish my answer was a bit better.