Corrupt a Wish

Granted, except... wait, what was I saying? Oooooh, what does this button do?

I wish Miako had stollen my... erm... thingy

Granted...she did steal it but forgot you pressed it and then forgot she stole it and then remembered...

Oh I wish one of Miako's clones would put an end to all this nonsense.

Granted...Miako number 2 declares for this madness to end...butthenMiakonumber3declaresnewmadnesstobegin!

Iwishthespacebarwouldworkagain.

Granted __________________but___it_________________works_______very__randomly__________________ now.

I wish my friend would stop sneezing near my tea .

Granted...but now she sneezed IN your tea looks like you're getting her disease after all lol. Telling you now though, you can keep it to yourselves :p

I wish wishing on a star worked

Eeuuww...thanks for that . I really don't want what she's got. Shes mingin'. I may even leave my tea now

Granted..wishes on stars now come true...but it turns out to be a satellite, and its wrong to wish on space hardware.

I wish I wasn't forced into being a vegetarian in work.

Granted! Except now she forces you to be a vegan, no animal products for you :p

I wish the house would tidy itself

It does, except it put everything in the wrong place and now you don't know where anything is.

I wish that Harmy would read the challenge I sent him

He does, but can't read any more due to a big bang on the head I gave him beforehand.

I wish Harmy wasn't mentally deranged due to my wish corrupting any more.

Granted, I transfer that derrangedness to you, Olimar.

I wish that I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow.

Granted...but you have to do my job instead and you're now over 5 hours late

I wish I knew where you sent the challenge cos I can't find it

Yu... do. btu i'm forgot coz m'i too sputid too remememer how.

me wihs me wastn stoopid

Granted, I gave you magic potion which turned you into a genius but you're also now a Torc (Troll-Orc cross breed)

I wish there were more nice people in the world.

Granted, but there is now even more bad people too!

I wish the next person to post will make a little rhyme...

Granted, except you posted a similar wish earlier and therefore it doesn't

I wish for a better new years resolution

Granted...you make a great one and you'll definitely keep it but its too late now and doesn't count.

I wish I had something to cuddle in my bin to help me get to sleep.

Granted...but I'm afraid the cats back. :p

I wish it was easy to get up at 6am!

Granted...but now you have to start going to bed at 8pm.

I wish the cat would let me know before 10pm that it was available for cuddles.

Granted.

Cat: Meow meow meow, meow meow, meow mew meow meow. Meeeeeeooooooow.

You: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I wish for Ievan Polkka Vocaloid

Granted, but now you're not allowed to listen to any more Miku Hatsune! *evil laugh*

I wish these people on the bus would stop spreading their mange to me.

Hahaha, Miako you do make me laugh, +rep to you.

Granted...they get off the bus but now they're spreading their mange all over town. Stockport is full of mange.

I wish I'd got out of bed while it was still morning.

Yeah with an 'a'...not an 'i' :p

Granted, you got out of bed and text me back at a reasonable time. However you got out of bed so early it was 5am!

I wish college weren't forcing me to do maths...

They aren't any more. However, they decided you should do advanced numberology instead!
I wish my txet wluod be numujbedl.

Olimar wrote:I wish my jut new dumbbell tuxedo.

Granted, although I think these are not the [s]droids[/s] words you are looking for.

And Miako, your corruption has no effect! Hatsune Miku doesn't sing Ievan Polkka!

Wish: (see below)

King Harkinian: Mah boi, Zelda is under attack from the evil forces of your face. I'm going to die.

Zelda: But Impa!

Impa: Don't worry dear, the Triforce of Wisdom promises dinner.

Ganon: Eat me Link, and I will make your octorok!

Link: Oh boy! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos! Dodongos... I won!

Gwonam: Squadellah! Your sword is the map!

Now... grant the wish!

it does have effect...that was the consequence of granting it, I didn't say she sung it. dunno what yours means and I cba trawling the internet to find out so.....I'll leave this to someone else. :p