Corrupt a Wish

Ok you are no longer in work.....but instead you're sat in a soggy cardboard box as you have no keys on you
I wish a FCM to Hellscream came up so I can move Mia to be with my uncles char, for free

I sorta like my box :P it feels like home.

You get your migration but your uncle changed his char to horde and now he wants to kill you.

I wish my box had a TV in it.

Your box now has a T.V but tbh it wont do you much good as you have no electricity
I wish for there to be something worth watching on my tv!

I grant you the full SKY TV package but you realise its all reruns of crappy old stuff you've seen a million times before and tennis matches in Azerbeijan.

I wish that cat would get out of my box. He's freaking me out.

ok the cat is out of the box but now you have a rat family living in there with you (pity you sent the cat away)
I wish for a toblerone (thats clean and in date please)

It does. And brings back a horde of other cats. The upside of this corruption is that they form a cosy, warm, living blanket. Most of them have fleas.

I wish that I wouldn't keep getting so distracted by Family Guy so that I wouldn't leave posts half finished.

Like that.

You got it. But its one of those big ones you get for special occasions and (being greedy) you try and bite a whole triangle off at once and the pointy bit sticks right into the roof of your mouth (I hate it when that happens). You should think of us homeless people when you're busy stuffing your face with chocolate anyway, so it serves you right.

I wish the rats didn't have long tails...they tickle.

awww...do I have cats, rats and fleas now. I like animals but..

Yes...

Yes you do...

Rats no longer have long tails, they have VERY VERY VERY long tails.

I wish that my dad would hurry up and decide already

He decided, but he may try to look like he is still deciding.

I wish I had all the smileys in the world!

Granted, except they all combine into one mega evil smiley that eats you, and then Louie from the fake Pikmin eats it

You never made a wish Lorlina.

Everyone wishes you smilies Oli.

I wish that I wasn't so tired and that it wasn't so late

Granted, it is now morning and you have had a good night's sleep.

That is true

You never wished for anything Oli

I did...

You wished for smileys, I wished for more time, so what did you wish for next?

As Oli's away until after Christmas I'm going to steal his wish (muahaha) as its an emergency.

Due to a change in circumstances I wish for an upgrade to my bin (see previous wishes, somewhere way back). As hard as it may be to believe, I need it be able to accomodate two people as well as the cat and rats and whatnot

Granite, except that I still haven't found a suitable challenge.

I wish that I had UTAUloid

Granted..except it doesn't work on your pc

I wish I could walk without aching today...

Granted, except now it hurts to breathe!!! (payback for no UTAULOID )

I wish for PoPiPo Vegetable Juice!

You can have your juice but you can no longer view the vocaloid/utauloid for it :p
I wish I had a nice Christmas

Granted, but you have a terrible Boxing Day, New Year, and birthday, and all of 2011 will bring you nothing but misery and regret. MUAHAHAHA!!!

I wish that everybody would know the secret of Corrupt-A-Wish without forgetting it myself.

(Was that a bit harsh?)