Face Keyboard Game

Smash your face on the keyboard and roll it around. Post your result. Example:


mnn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,vfghndfghj fghhm

hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyc

...

I think I was pressing too many keys at once for it to register

...

v f ddddddddddg

...

I'll try it with the top of my head

...

6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666-0p[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[o

I might use my nose

u43pp0o

I tried to type hello! I'll try again:

helllo

Yay :P The first time I was pointing it in the worng place, I think.
My nose hurts now...

nose test 1

nose test 2

nose tgest 3

hello

i think my nose is smaller than urs Oli

(all written by nose, except for this in the brackets)

yeoo9

Thats hello with my nose

My nose is a funny shape.

gvbhyjunik[l;p=]
hjuyngbtujnikl;p'uhjiygtbrf
hmmm that felt quite nice lol i even managed to get 3 smilies in!

ye4loo0 < nasal hello

Most of us are pressing the keys above where we think we are.

nmbvhjl,kk

because we can't see much below our own noses ;p

I'm at the uni computer class... Hmm, tempting... I may need to work with some of these people in the future though, so I think I'll have to maintain a certain illusion of mental stability for the moment

I will now attempt to write hello with my cheek:

nmmomi

Once more:

bnf,.,.l.

And again with my ear:

cfzjmj n

akuseri wrote:I'm at the uni computer class... Hmm, tempting... I may need to work with some of these people in the future though, so I think I'll have to maintain a certain illusion of mental stability for the moment

ROFLMAO!!! truely funny xD +rep

Now I'm home, here goes:


bvc xdfkj nbn bndcfgrtyjikoljftdcersg9ikjlo

lovely

hooray for rep gaining strategic hilarity.

Aki, I wish I'd done what you said 8 years ago XωX

Trying this on my iPad
Tyujgeryhui

Feels nice :p

lol

xcv h nijb g tgrfgfdexzsa\cgtvvdedeeeeeeeehyu678987

took several bumps to get that

Hello, typing with my nose on my phone. Easy because HTC has a smart text function so I only need to press in the general area of a letter for it to figure out the right word. Hurray!

back 0n myy computert t6typinfg with my nopse

Not so good

I think I'm the best at typing with my nose, at least withour auto-corredt, anyway.

(oooooo so close. ^typed with nose)

b njmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmvs bghnjmmmhbv bhnjmuuu bvsnm

But how can you prove you are really typing with your nose, you could be cheating* >: (

dddddddddddffffghk;


*reference to another topic.

(hmm...)

i'm not sure. jeez Oli, talk about apprehensive(.)

aha! you can tell because i'm honest!

(as always, bracketed = not nose typed. i got the exclamation marks by holding down left shift with my tongue, then tapping 1 with my nose. and what i say is true, because i cheated, but i'm telling the truth. in fact, i told the truth when i said i cheated. otherwise i'd have lied, but then you would accuse me of lieing and cheating, but you can't, because i told the truth by saying i cheated. get that thru ur skull! )

I never accused you of lying :P I accused you of cheating. I only implied you were lying and I certainly didn't on the secret page topic. Re-reading what you said make it clear that you just explained a non-existent paradox! It was quite hard to get through my skull though as you made the whole thing into only two sentences and I had to pretend there was more full stops to make it make sense.

Jfjrhrivjrjdjshsiejfh

And I didn't say you said I was lying :P, I said you would say I was lying if I'd said I wasn't cheating. But I was, and I did. So you wasted several sentences explaining something I didn't say (or said you said).

And that is how I prove my innocence.

Confusingly.

mbnum,lubn njum,l

Theres no point even talking about it :P It is still a paradox which doesn't exist, and since it doesn't exist you can't be innocent because of it. You are guilty of cheating, regardless of whether you lied or not. It's almost like a court case, if someone admitted to killing somene in court they wouldn't just be let off, 'because they told the truth'. It would have some effect on the punishment, but not enough to get them out of prison.

qetuoad[

(This'll probably come as no great shock but...you've lost me )