Corrupt a Wish

u think of the most awesome wish ever....but u can't remember it!

i wish for a wish fish

Granted, but u don't have it. Oli does.

I wish for Rawest Forest

Granted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-jlDg3DiLA
That is definitely a link to the correct forest.

I wish I could get a bowl for my many wish fish.

Granted...you get your bowl. My friend is going to put her feet in a tank of fish today, to have all the dead skin nibbled off (apparently this is a popular beauty treatment atm ). All your fish have been stolen by a barefoot scouser.

I wish I could get my posts in before other people reply.

You can... but it is still unlikely.

I wish that more people went on this site :P

Granted. But they're all guests.

I wish something interesting happened today in 1959

Someone predicted WoW would exist one day, today in 1959
They never told anyone.

I wish we were all famous in WoW

granted :s pappazzi hounds us and we have to leave WoW and go play runescape....

i wish oli didnt make that wish

granted... but now we're nobodies, and nobody trusts us.

I wish neither Missy or Oli had made their wishes, and that we were respected, but not famous

We are now mildly revered with a touch of salt.

I wish I had some vinegar too.

Granted, cept it came with ketchup too

I wish people were reasonable

Granted...but everyone behaves in such a reasonable manner you get bored and wish someone would be unreasonable for once so you could shout at them.

I wish that people would stop coming into this office.

granted, but the door and window have been removed and now you're trapped!

i wish the days of the week were renamed to something less boring

They are now;

Harrolf-McBottersmollyday
Bobbillingtons-BobbyBobson-McMcAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHday
gnsvdfhlgmcrlse,yhchsmychs,rhtcmuy,txsuiy.srt,ypjcx.tuis vprt,hcysn.rexchrstng,sxg-facekeyboardday
Olimariskingofallhis49planets...includingasolarsystemnearyou!day
day
olioliolioliolioliolliolioliolioliolioloolioliolioliolioiloiolioloiolioliioloiliolliloioiloiooliooioololoiloioloiolioloioloilolioolooolimarday
Sundayday.

Bit hard to remember, I'd say.

I wish we still had interesting days, that were easier to understand.

Granted, they're now:
Olimar
Loves
Cake
And
Cookies
Very
Very
Much
...oh no! there's now 8 days in a week and we have to have 2 Very's

I wish the speed limit was higher than 70mph "/

It is now 70.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.


I wish that mount I got came with an achievement.

Congrats you're now a dragon, much like...actually i cant post this

I wish char transfers were free

They now are free. Now they aren't.

I wish I wasn't so cold.

Granted...you're now sweating :p

I wish my dogs were well behaved!

They are..its their owner who isn't

I wish I had a swimming pool full of jelly

granted..but it won't set ;p

i wish for a swimming pool full of set jelly lol

Granted, but you can't swim in it.

I wish my tutors didn't wake me up when I fall asleep

They don't, but you learn a lot less :O

I wish I had more time to play WoW

Granted...you have all the time in the world to play wow but you find you've turned into a sad loner geek with no real friends and your idea of a good night out is looking through the armoury .

I wish my friend's fish hadn't died and that she didn't blame me even though I only saw it once from a distance. (I have a poor track record with fish)

Granted, but your dog ate it so shes still in a mood with you.

I wish for phish food