Corrupt a Wish

ah nvm any1 like my new sig????

Uh kyrdonas, i granted Miakos wish

to BOTH wishes,

yes, i change the laws of maths so that the number becomes exactly 2000, except the concept is so difficult to understand your head explode

yes, here he is , except kills D:

I wish that the next persons wish is something stupid.

Granted.
Lolz nice simlys iw ish they was Cookies

here you are
unfortunately if u eat them you become a candypop bud and cannot move for the rest of your life

i wish that it would rain money

It starts to rain money but a pound coin knocks you out forcing you to be hospitalised for the next 4 weeks
I wish this guy ---> would walk forwards

He walks forward off a cliff.

Walk off a cliff.

you haven'y made a wish...

oh i think i get it.


i do, but i have a parachute.

I wish that they would hurry up and release Pikmin 3 already

They made Pikmin 3, but it was really terribly made.

Quote this:
















































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Olimar wrote:
















































therefore you die..._______________________________________________________________________

I wish for pizza & a chocoate milkshake.

you will get your pizza and chocolate milkshake but tough chips for you, the chocolate is made from mud and the pizza has been made by a fat woman with dirty fingers and she sneezed "quite" alot of times on the pizza so go ahead, lets see if you like it

i wish for a strawberry cornetto with a chocolate flake

(Goggles I'm gonna give you a plus rep for that grant you made, thats what you call horrible :P)
You get your ice cream but it is microscopic.
I wish someone would put the special smiley in my signature into a post. (It isn't on the list of registered smileys >)

well bad luck for you i cant and i dont think anyone else will

i wish for a level 80 on wow

Here is level 80:





.............................................................................................................This is the boss of level 80
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................/.......................|....................| Heres a lava pit
________/........................|___________| O o o ooOo oOO oOO ooOO ooO oOO oO oOO oO oOo o OoOo ooOoOO ooO oO OOO o Oo oOOoO oo Oo

You didn't say you wanted a lvl 80 character

I wish that the next wish will rhyme.

Granted, except it won't <_<

I wish for world peace

^ whoever can give me the correct corruption will get +1 rep ^.=.^

(Ok, I'll try)

Granted, but you got world 'Peas'

Unstrike all of this message.

Unstrike all of this message now its in italics, btw u didnt get it right.

I wish for a turkey salad sandwich with no corruptions whatsoever.

Same goes for this one. +1 rep for whoever gets it

Uh... You get your uncorrupted sandwich, but after you eat it you get a stomach ache

I wish for a fish.

One fish, complete with dish, but the fish and the dish and the cutlery and the table and the tablecloth and the chair you're sitting on is poisonous

Arrrgh... What be your wish?

Lorlina wrote:I wish for Cake.

First thing that came into my head.

The first thing that comes into my head is either 'Cake', 'Peanut Butter', or 'Spaghetti'

I'm a foody sorta person :/