When I Rule the World...

It is obvious that here on this forum we have gathered the sharpest minds on the planet today. It is surely only a matter of time until we achieve world domination. Therefore, I think it would be a good idea if we start setting out our agenda for the future. I will get the ball rolling with...

When I rule the world...all money will be done away with. The currency will be hugs and hobnobs.

Just think how much nicer being mugged would be if all you had to do was give your assailant a cuddle and a nice biscuit. You could even go for a cup of tea together in the local bank.

On my section of the world people would have to wear hats with a random number on. This number would replace their name.

Lol...nice one Olimar no.1.
Have you been watching 'The Prisoner' by any chance?

Yeah. Do you mean the old one or the new version?

I'm watching the new one at the moment, I've got 2 episodes left to go. I've seen the old one as well though. Like the new one but I wish they had filmed it in Portmeirion again. I love that place. Have you ever been?

Never been there :P
I've seen all of the new one before, but none of the old version. The last episode of the new one is interesting, but I won't say anything about it.

Portmeirion is an awesome place, basically an italian village built as a folly in North Wales. Its quite creepy if you watch a few of the old prisoner episodes first. The old one is very dated now but they've used most of the ideas in the new one. Thanks for not spoiling it for me

Great idea for a game Harmonius.
When I rule the world i'll ban eating pigs. Keep them as pets like dogs instead.
And the whole world can eat cat instead!

Excellent idea Redweed (+1 rep). Anything to help out our fellow creatures is good with me.
Pork is now banned (are you Jewish?)

And I don't like cats (see corrupt a wish)

When we rule the world I will kill Redweed and uplift the ban on eating pigs. Furthermore cats will no longer be food (not even for the Chinese) and instead we can all eat Quigonjialla, an official November Water Festival food. Anyone ever tried mango and cream jelly? It's actually really nice (:

We'll ban eating cats then agreed. I tried one this morning and it was very chewy. Maybe I should have cooked it first.

You can't kill Redweed though, he makes me laugh. Also, we need all our members united in order to create a better world. Go and give him a hobnob straight away and say you're sorry.

I propose instead of executions and corporal punishment we have a naughty corner where people can go and have a good think about what they've done. Maybe New Zealand?

Mango and cream jelly sounds delightful. Perhaps you should be in charge of feeding the world, Lorlina, as you have the best foody ideas. You could be the Bob Geldoff of the New World. Please just shower more often than him and come up with a new song to replace "Do They Know it's Christmas?"

Hehe you guys are highly amusing
I've already said to you Harmonious that the world will be a great place when you rule it :P Hugs and hobnobs for everyone!!

New Zealand sounds like an excellent naughty corner. You could have multi-floored hexagonal buildings with little marked out spaces in the corner. As for the Quigonjialla, thank you for the compliment. There are 12 festivals (this was all from a very long time ago, one for each month, so I might not be able to remember them all):


Perhaps we could make these official monthly celebrations? Quigonjialla was the only thing I ever did as part of these festivities. Festivals in Green are where children get to miss school. I shall think of accompanying foods and traditions

Hehe, Miako...you gave me the idea for this post (+1 rep). On the downside, you have turned us into depraved egomaniacs who won't stop until the world kneels at our feet.

Anyhow, how about some suggestions on what you want? You are an important part of the new government, after all.

Also, we, as part of the new world order, are allowed to snack on as much 'Betty Crocker Ready to Spread Rich & Creamy Chococlate Fudge Cake Icing'.

Any extra holidays sounds great to me (+1 rep). What about those of us that have left school? Can I have the blue ones off? You get too many holidays as it is:P

Btw are these from Japan?

Are what from Japan? The answer is probably 'no', but I'd like you to specify. Also the green highlighted ones are world holidays, I should have made that clear sorry.

I was referring to the festivals, Lorlina.

The Betty Crocker..............sounds wonderful and I would also like to add you can eat as much of it as you like without putting any weight on.

Um... No. Why would you think that?

Also, nice addition to my post. Did you look it up?

Awesome, I rate we turn our guild into a demo world and put these holidays into the Calendar
Also, when I rule the world.. chocolate and gym memberships shall be free for everyone

Way to give ppl the problem AND the solution Miako!

I would put lots of the money we gain from taxes to scientists or necromancers, so they can bring Freddie Mercury back from the dead so Queen can write more songs. The new religion would be Queenism or Beatlemania.

Nice idea, Miako. Can I have chocolate while I'm at the gym? Cos I will be a lot more likely to go then, instead of those oaty bars they have now that I can hardly even swallow cos I'm so dehydrated after working out. While I'm on the subject, why is there a Subway and a Frankie and Benny's and a McDonalds next door to my gym? What's all that about?

Talking of McDonalds anyone object if we get rid of them? It's the clown thing as much as the food. All clowns are bad but Ronald is the worst. He soooo wants to kill you. You can see it in his eyes.

With the risk of upsetting no.1 I've never been a Queen fan but I suppose as long as they also bring John Lennon and George Harrison back then its ok.

Nah. Kill of the clown and tell them to get a new mascot. I like the nuclear waste they serve me.

I'm going to think of some foods and traditions for the festivals now.